About the Show
At the Brooks & Reilly Public Relations agency, owner Bud
Brooks is determined to regain the top spot among the PR
agencies in town. Shedding the agency’s standards, he takes any
client he can find, from The Penguin Council (the other
white—and black—meat) to talking silverware and Screaming Ninja
Ballet Baby dolls. As things spin wildly out of control, Bud
stakes his future on regaining Cellphonetics from the clutches of
his former partner. Can he pull his team together, regain the
top spot and entrust leadership of the agency to his slacker
son? It all comes together in Pitching Penguins.
Characters In The Show
1) BOB MORRISON, 42,
senior vice president at Brooks and Reilly. The go-to guy at the
agency, he’s saddled with the accounts nobody else could keep
and the task of supervising his boss’s son.
2) SUE ROGERS, 43, senior vice
president at Brooks and Reilly. Sharp and focused, knows the
business, but she can’t get out from under the shadow of her
boss, Jerry, who gains credit for everything she does.
3) WILLIAM “BUD” BROOKS, 56,
owner of Brooks and Reilly. Somewhat behind the times, both
socially and technologically, but a genius at dealing with
crises—including those of his own making.
4) BILLY BROOKS, 29, Bud’s son
and an account manager at Brooks and Reilly. Is simply out of
his depth as he tries to show that he’s got the stuff to take
over the company.
5) STEPHANIE ELLIS, 27,
account manager at Brooks and Reilly. Not fully seasoned as a
professional, but what she lacks in experience she makes up in
enthusiasm and drive, even while pitching penguins.
Show Photos

Billy
Brooks (Scott Cupper) begins his pitch for the Cellphonetics account as Sue
Rogers (Julie Cowden) and Bob Morrison (Thom Goodwin) try to maintain their
composure
Bud
Brooks (Larry Carpenter) shows Sue Rogers (Julie Cowden) and Bob Morrison (Thom
Goodwin) their new client, The Pumpinator, in Pitching Penguins, now playing at
Victory Gardens Greenhouse Theater, 2257 N. Lincoln, Chicago.

Bud
Brooks (Larry Carpenter) tells his son, Billy, (Scott Cupper) about Billy’s
future in the public relations business.

Stephanie
Ellis (Jules Lambert) tries to convince reporters that penguin is the next taste
sensation to sweep the countryStephanie Ellis (Jules Lambert) describes her
penguin wing disaster to Bob Morrison (Thom Goodwin) and Billy Brooks (Scott
Cupper)

Scott
Cupper, as Billy Brooks, does his imitation of a Frenchman for
the doomed PR pitch he hopes will win his agency the
Cellphonetics account.
The Brooks & Reilly account team are skeptical that the idea of a cell phone in a jar is
the key to winning a PR pitch.
Jules Lambert, as Stephanie, commiserates with Thom Goodwin, as
Bob, as they plot out their futile attempts to make penguin the
other white…and black meat.
MILESTONES
IN
PENGUIN CUISINE
1468
Norwegian Vikings are stranded on Penguin Island after their
ship runs aground. Nearly dead from hunger, they begin
harvesting penguins and roasting them slowly over dried kelp and
driftwood. The taste is delicious and they use snow to
freeze-dry supplies to bring home. They discover too late that
penguin meat does not keep and after a run of dysentery nearly
scuttles the trip home, they agree never to speak of penguin
again. Penguin is a delicacy only whispered about by ancient
mariners for nearly 100 years.
1551
Ivan Grozny IV, the first czar of Russia, bored by bowls of
borscht at every meal, sends ships south to find new meal
options. The crews return with dried penguin meat that finds
favor with the czar. He rules for 75 years, living on a diet of
penguin, herring and other small fish.
1773
In January, James Cook circumnavigates Antarctica. Though he
doesn't sight land, his crew snares penguins diving nearby, and
uses them in a stew. They yearn for more but the Captain refuses
to turn the ship around. Months later, sailors continued to
carve ivory scrimshaws in the shape of penguins, but depicting
Cook’s face.
1845
Moved by the great Irish Potato Famine, Inuit natives load
kayaks with penguin meat and sail to Ireland. The grateful Irish
name a territory County Kilpenguin.
1864
Queen Victoria visits Lapland and is served Penturducken at a
welcoming feast. The dining sensation, made from a chicken
stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey, stuffed in a penguin
electrifies the queen’s appetite and she has three portions. The
royal physicians are able to restore her digestive system, but
she returns to England enamored with the taste of penguin. Sir
Walter Raleigh is dispatched back to Lapland to collect penguin.
He returns with 1,000 pounds of the meat, but he soon relives
the maladies of his Viking forbears. Queen Victoria demotes him
to First Mate.
1902
Captain Scott, UK, leads his first expedition to the South Pole,
with Ernest Shackleton and Edward Wilson. They are forced to
turn back two months later, having reached 82 degrees south,
suffering from snow blindness and scurvy. Despite prompting from
Shackleton to “eat your penguin or you don’t get dessert,” the
crew ignores his pleas. Many do not return.
1912
Clarence Birdseye begins working in Labrador and spends the next
five years traveling by dog sled and collecting penguin furs for
sale. He finds no market for the fur, but many Native Americans
consider the meat a delicacy. In 1923, he revolutionizes the
frozen food industry by successfully inventing an electric
freezer that preserves food for an extended period of time. He
remembers his experience with penguin meat and actually succeeds
at selling freezers to Eskimos as the Inuit Packing Company
begins exporting penguin to France.
1935
Caroline Mikkelsen, Norway, is the first woman to set foot on
Antarctica when she accompanies her husband, a whaling captain.
She opens Mikki’s Penguin Pantry, but the venture goes under
when an e-coli outbreak forces her and her husband to beat a
hasty retreat back onto their ship.
1944
Russian troops take a wrong turn as they pursue the retreating
German army, leading them all the way to Antarctica.
Fortunately, a young corporal brings along an antique cookbook
from the royal court of Grozny IV. They prepare penguin meals
and eat heartily through the remainder of the war. When they
return to Russia and share their penguin dining adventure, they
are labeled as “mad” and die in a gulag, ironically only 3
kilometers from the tomb of Grozny IV.
1947
During Operation Highjump, the U.S. sends the largest ever
expedition of over 4,700 men, 13 ships and 23 airplanes to
Antarctica. A deli owner from the Bronx, Max Glibstein, begins
pickling penguin meat and he soon opens a thriving outpost diner
where penguin sandwiches are an instant hit. The U.S. Army shuts
down the operation after he fails to present health department
permits. Hundreds of sailors return to the U.S. and begin
searching for penguin meat.
1985
Cruise ships begin regular voyages to Antarctica, where tourists
experience penguin dishes for the first time. A gastronomic love
affair begins, and the cruise ship cooks are forced to add a
penguin dish during formal night. U.S. Customs reports that
smuggled penguin meat is the number one contraband confiscated
by their officers.
1995
Buoyed by the demand for penguin, the Penguin Council is formed
and begins an international breeding program that makes it
possible for diners worldwide to enjoy the unique flavor of
penguin, the other white (and black) meat. During its first
year, so many inquiries are handled, that the staff grows to 97.
The Penguin Council website registers 2,500 hits a day. Brooks &
Reilly public relations is hired to help manage exploding
interest in penguin.